Seven Things

1. I have an obsession for Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”. I have my very own dance I choreographed in 1990 with the help of Jen and Laura. My bother Mike was in on the action that summer night, but I still do not think he will admit to it. I have done the Ice Ice baby dance for many occasions and for many folks. The most recent was my wedding. This was the last time it has been seen. I have preformed in many different bars in Florida and Georgia. Yes, I was pretty drunk most of the time when I did the dance.

2. The first time I tried to cook breakfast was a disaster. I was about 8 years old and I wanted to make croissants for breakfast. The directions on the package were for convection and conventional ovens. Somehow I read the convection oven to be a convenient oven and than decided that the microwave was convenient. Let’s just say it was bad, real bad. I put raw dough in the microwave for 10 to 12 minutes and after about 3 the worst smell ever began to filter over the whole house. I still hate to cook breakfast.

3. I stuck an eraser up my nose when I was 10 years old. It was an accident but it did land me in the ER.

4. When I met my husband for the first time, he was carrying a keg of beer.

5. Our first date was a court date. I had a ticket for defective equipment. He had an expired tag and a seat belt violation. My ticket was dismissed he paid a fine. I had to pay for dinner.

6. I have been to 12 weddings. I have been either a bridesmaid or had a reading in all but one of them. I have learned I get super emotional at weddings and I am a horrible reader because I cry my way through it. Put me in a dress and hand me a bouquet and I am better, but not by much.

7. I really enjoy a cold beer. OK who am I kidding I enjoy a FEW cold beers. Right now at 2:30 AM, a cold beer and a blog are a good way to wrap up a long day. It is my quiet time. So if I ever misspell or just do not make any sense you know why.

Have a great weekend all my blogging buddies.